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(*_*) Enjoy :)xx♥
-Bernie
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(*_*) I gotta go as this computer is wreckin' me head...Catch ya later Kimmy AND Sand catch ya on MySpace...Oíche mhaith :) xx♥
-Bernie
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some days no matter how old i am, i feel like the outsider in high school... well, sand comes and goes, and her comp gets glitches at times.
-north sprite
(*_*) LOL we used to call glitches the "F**K Up Fairy"...BUT I know it's really Sand lol xx♥
-Bernie
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(*_*) Where did Sand go??? :(
-Bernie
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(*_*) Hi Kimmy, nice to meet you too :) Been ages since I was here...Trying to catch up BUT comp slow tonight xx♥
-Bernie
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Bernie Grrl ! LOVE to you and yours- Missed your whacked humor here- LOVE the reruns.
-sand
(*_*) OMG reruns lol...I thought we were deleted?!? L♥VE backatcha Sand xx♥
-Bernie
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OK Soooo I went to put the blanket on...Passing the fridge, STOPPED, got some dairylea DUNKERS...Put the blanket on...Came back and my comp was weird/s-l-o-w!!!USUALLY means that the Phoenix is here...BUT it's my friend SAND :) How the hell are you Sand darlin'??? Been ages :( xx♥
-Bernie
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(*_*) Back in a minute...Gotta go put the blanket on it's feckin' cold here tonight :( xx♥
-Bernie
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(*_*) Just noticed my messages are signed Bernie NOT Smokie!!! xx♥
-Bernie
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(*_*) Just testing:- ♥
-Bernie
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(*_*) I did try to log on a while back BUT GC was GONE!!! :( David found it for me sooooo "Hi honey, I'm home" lol xx♥
-Bernie
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Hi everyone :) Just dropped in to say a quick 'hello' before bed...MISSED YOU ALL xx♥
-Bernie
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
-Bernie
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No seriously Happy Holidays Folks xxx
I was the designated drinker :)
xx
-Bernie
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Haha you thought I was gonna sing "'Tis the season to be joly Fa la la la la la la la la...Stuff the Turkeys h*le with holly Fa la la la la la la la la
-Bernie
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'Tis the season to be jolly Fa la la la la la la la al...Deck the halls with boughs of Holly Fa la la la la la la la la...
-Bernie
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LOVE YA'S...Back soon xxx
-Bernie
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Sand, thanks for the beautiful MySpace comment xx
-Bernie
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Just stopped by to say "Happy Christmas Eve" everyone :)
-Bernie
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Can't believe I have not been over here in soooooo long
-Bernie
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Ahhhhhhh feck...I have only one more message left...DOH :)
-Bernie
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This coming week is National Mental Health Care week.
You can do your part by remembering
to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.
(Well, my job is done Your turn!!)
:)
-Bernie
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If you are blonde, don't press any buttons.
You'll just mess it up.
-Bernie
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If you are menopausal, put the gun down,
hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry.
You won't be crazy forever.
-Bernie
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If you have low self-esteem, please hang up.
Our operators are too busy to talk with you.
-Bernie
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If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
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If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
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If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
-Bernie
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If you are bipolar, please leave a message after
the beep, or before the beep or after the beep.
But Please wait for the beep.
-Bernie
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If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6.
-Bernie
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If you are manic-depressive, hang up.
It doesn't matter which number you press,
nothing will make you happy anyway.
-Bernie
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If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little
voice will tell You which number to press.
-Bernie
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If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.
-Bernie
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If you are paranoid, we know who you are and
what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-Bernie
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If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
-Bernie
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If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to
press 2 for you.
-Bernie
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MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU:-
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
-Bernie
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hi Bernie, hi Zar... yeah, us kids are dumb... : (
(*_*)did not get the whole story BUT YOU kids are NOT dumb :) ya have the world by it's short and curleys X
-Bernie
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Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage Most likely causes:
You are not connected to the Internet.
The website is encountering problems.
There might be a typing error in the address.
What you can try:.. Going to bed early for once :)
-Bernie
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Took me feckin' AGES to get on here...No wonder there is only 13 online users!!!
-Bernie
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OK I am really going this time :)
-Bernie
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One more moondance with you in the moonlight
On a magic night
La, la, la, la in the moonlight
On a magic night
Cant I just have one more dance with you my love.
:)
-Bernie
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Well, I wanna make love to you tonight
I cant wait til the morning has come
And I know that the time is just right
And straight into my arms you will run
And when you come my heart will be waiting
To make sure that youre never alone
There and then all my dreams will come true, dear
There and then I will make you my own
And every time I touch you, you just tremble inside
And I know how much you want me that you cant hide...
-Bernie
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Can I just have one a more moondance with you, my love
Can I just make some more romance with a-you, my love...
-Bernie
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Well, its a marvelous night for a moondance
With the stars up above in your eyes
A fantabulous night to make romance
neath the cover of october skies
And all the leaves on the trees are falling
To the sound of the breezes that blow
And Im trying to please to the calling
Of your heart-strings that play soft and low
And all the nights magic seems to whisper and hush
And all the soft moonlight seems to shine in your blush...
-Bernie
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He said...It's about feckin' time you went to bed.
She said... OK I am away now... haha :)
Night Night everyone X
-Bernie
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He said......Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said......Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed...
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
:)
-Bernie
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